teaching biology to gen z kids: menstruation is when the uterus says "this bitch empty" and "yeets" the endometrium out of the body
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netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously
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@lyricism1898She is the cutest lil baby ❤
She is such a comedian omg
I’m so excited about the way she emotes and speaks.
get your future niece!!!she’s something special
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i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me
This is the america they don’t want you to see
i love america
This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry
this is literally what you do when you’re drunk at 2 am
alternatively go to an ihopDo people in other countries not go to 24 hour breakfast cafés when the bars close??
Happy drunk girls are the ultimate chaotic good, how can anyone not love this
how can you call this scary do people in other countries not talk to each other is that like a foreign concept to yall??? being…. nice?? to strangers?????
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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
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literally me @ my prof right now
I love her.
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Give him space
He can do it
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u kno wat fuck college
Imma still go tho imma still go
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One of the biggest keys to surviving your 20’s is Learning how to move on. Move on from old friends, lovers & bad situations.
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It’s like the baby is fully aware of what’s happening to her right now! 😂
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